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Graduation Skit Shabbos House Graduation Party- 5/8/05 By Adam Kofinas & Justin Hirsch, with help from Ben Lieb
(Tune if “Copa Cabana”)
Her name is Adler She’s always laughing If she isn’t laughing now Then just look at her and frown She rocks at Beer Pong And we don’t know how Perhaps her victory dance Puts opponents in a trance When she plays Wiffle Ball She stands up proud and tall That is if she can ever manage to hit the ball…at…all ‘Cause she’s Adler, Michele Adler It’s nearly impossible to get mad at her Because she’s Madler, Michele Adler Hates Woody Allen Got busted in Mohican Michele Adler
(Tune of “Piano Man”)
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in It's Jamin’ Night over at Shabbos House, And on the harmonica is trusty Jason
Jason he does almost anything Always asks Mendel anything to do? He makes benches and tables and plasters walls, He can even make Raizy's beef stew.
La la la, de de da La la, de de da da da
Jason Kersch you're our piano man, Singing us your famous song The past four years have been a blast And you've got us going strong
(Tune of “Dreidal”)
O, seniors, seniors, seniors Class of 2005 Here’s a recap of the last 4 years In person for you live
Just looking at Jared isn’t enough To understand the meaning of “tough” He’s such a nice guy; he’s not one to be feared You wouldn’t think he’s a black belt with that beard
Mike Landsman’s your guy in the field of broadcasting He knows whether the yardage was rushing or passing I’m sorry I don’t hear you on WCDB ‘Cause the only sport I’m into is Ultimate Frisbee
As former Hillel VP, we should thank Corie for her help Except when in meetings her cell phone would yelp If it weren’t for her talent in fine event choosing Then we wouldn’t have frozen ourselves off snow tubing
O, seniors, seniors, seniors Class of 2005 Here’s a recap of the last 4 years In person for you live
I hear Melissa Morse enjoys mammals aquatic If the sea were only purple, she’d be ecstatic As president of RUACH you really came through How much did the other six executives do?
When Shabbos House needs help, Saul Maslansky’s their guy For Mendel to find him he just looks in the sky We know that sometimes being tall ain’t so fun Hey Saul, have any of your friends been mistaken for your son?
I hear that Craig’s blood really runs blue He hopes that the Giants will win because they’re due This might happen; he just needs “liv-toach” ‘Cause HASHEM’s on his side after leading Koach
O, seniors, seniors, seniors Class of 2005 Here’s a recap of the last 4 years In person for you live Unfortunately at Albany Sephardim aren’t so many But when you got Eric Himy, you’ve got plenty On Simchat Torah Shabbos House was the place Enhanced by Eric’s version of the “Alef-Beis”
If Dara had been here for half of last year We would have enjoyed all the snow that was here To recreate what you could have had in Albany You would have blasted the A/C in DC
Of all of the places all over the country Nathan chose Albany as the best place to study I wonder what turned him off from Albuquerque Perhaps it was saying the name “Albuquerque”
O, seniors, seniors, seniors Class of 2005 Here’s a recap of the last 4 years In person for you live
O, seniors, seniors, seniors Class of 2005 Here’s a recap of the last 4 years In person for you live
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